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| FEATURE
STORY: Cold as a Bitch: get out there! |
| Dear
readers, it may be warm where you read this but I assure you
that our editor is hunched over his keyboard, pecking slowly
through woolen mitts as misty breath occludes his screen.
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So, come
winter should you shrivel up, coccoon yourself in hibernative
slumber, putting on pound after pound as you soak up the blue
screen radiation from your oversize TV?
NO! Get out
there, scream at the elements that want to confine you! I assure,
no activity is so sweet as one done in the face of daunting challenge.
Here are 5 examples:
1. Run in
the rain/sleet/snow. Bundle up. You'll hate it until your halfway
done but by the end you'll feel like a warrior, a champ!
2. Do something
unfamiliar. Make a list of stupid things you wouldn't normally
do, write 'em down, put 'em in a jar and each week draw one out
and do it. 2 weeks ago I took swing dance lessons, nuff said.
3. Skiing,
snowboarding, skating, sledding, ice-fishing, and anything else
where the terrain is white and fluffy.
4. Work at
a soup kitchen with a friend and/or loved one.
5. Go to
the SPCA and take a poor unfortunate lonely dog for a walk before
they gas it (just kidding, the SPCA rocks!)
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| SEX
FLUSH: Caloric Burn |
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Yes,
it's true, we threw in the word SEX because the marketing
department assures us that this will draw readers, and these
lusty compositors will then proceed to purchase bin after
bin of our acclaimed energy product. |
However,
there is some truth to the idea of 'sex as exercise'.
In some of the first laboratory studies to look at exercise and
female sexual response, a researcher has found that vigorous physical
exercise appears to “prime” a woman’s body for sexual arousal.
In the studies, says lead author Cindy Meston, Ph.D., assistant
professor of clinical psychology at the University of Texas at
Austin, the same group of women, on two different occasions, watched
two films — first a travel film, then an erotic film. On the second
occasion, the women had just finished 20 minutes of intense aerobic
activity (stationary biking). Meston used subjective assessments
(asking the women to rate their arousal level) as well as objective
methods (measuring blood flow to the genital region) and found
that after exercise, arousal levels were significantly heightened.
One study notes that you would need to run 75 miles to burn 7500
calories, OR, you can have sex 172 times. Well, as an anal time-hog
I would say the more efficient use of time is a quick 75 mile
run, heck that's only 3 marathons.
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| DEPRESSED?
5 ways to beat the winter blues |
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The dark days
of winter can dampen the brightest of spirits. But for up
to 10% of us, the loss of sunlight can lead to a fullblown
type of depression, called Seasonal Affective Disorder,
with the appropriate acronym SAD. |
Once confined to folk tales (although in prior
centuries the idea of solariums in hospitals as healthy places
was common), the idea that our behavior is affected by the seasons,
and by our consistent exposure to nature, is now accepted science.
The diagnosis of SAD is included in the Psychiatric manual of
diagnoses, DSM-IV, and many insurance companies are starting
to pay for light therapies.
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1. Massage your head, it works. Better yet, have
an attractive person do it.
2. Take niacin and vitamin B-12, they increase
brain circulation
3. Hang out in the sun or under bright (non-fluourescent)
lights
4. Aromatherapy is one way to lift your spirits:
try inhaling a few drops of essential oils such as rose, lime,
grapefruit, melissa or jasmine sprinkled on a handkerchief
5. Eliminate white sugar, caffeine, alcohol and
as many processed foods as possible.
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| PET
FUN |
| If you like to run, play volleyball, bike, or
swim with your dog, you want a dog that really enjoys these
activities as well. Not every breed is right for this type
of activity, but there are some breeds that thrive on being
active. |
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- Boxers
will run alongside you and they love to swim. One main thing
you need to be aware of about boxers is they're prone to drooling
and snoring.
- English
Cocker Spaniels These dogs are a thrill for active people.
Cockers are playful all the time and are ready to go for a run
with children or active adults. These dogs generally have long
hair and needs some grooming. But they make great pets for those
who enjoy the outdoors.
- Greyhound
These are
some of the largest dogs, and they are quite athletic. If you
like to run, a greyhound might be right for you. They aren't
the smartest of dogs, but they require a lot of activity to
keep their large muscles active and invigorated. They can weigh
nearly 100 pounds. One thing you need to know about greyhounds
is that they are easily upset by sudden jerking movements or
by sudden shifts in direction. So you need to be careful with
them.
- Terrier
These dogs are ready to go from the moment they wake in
the morning till the second their head hits the floor for a
night's sleep. Terriers typically need some training, but they
are gentle animals. Terriers love to play, so if you get one,
be ready for a lot of activity.
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| VEGGIES
2 GO! |
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Most of us neglect our vegetables, occasionally picking
at a wilted salad or guiltily chomping a few carrot sticks.
So, how does a busy person satisfy the body's veggie cravings?
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1. Keep a stash of carrot and celery sticks in your glove compartment,
desk drawer, or purse.
2. Ordering take-out? Add a salad or some veggie soup.
3. Add some veggies like peppers to your favourite sauce, or
try using sprouts and cucumbers instead of lettuce in your daily
sandwich.
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| DEAR FLABBY |
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Dear Flabby,
I just turned 45 and I'm really tired of my routine. I
want to live a more active life but don't know where to
start. Advice?
Trepidatious in Tennessee
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Dear Loser,
What are you, a unicellular organism? Do you not have a brain?
Any moron can think of one or two things to change their 'routine'.
If you run, then bike. If you walk, then run. If you go to church,
try a mosque. If you hate your wife/husband, get a divorce, have
an affair, I don't care. The point is, your living in a deep,
deep rut and the only way to do it is to do it, kapeche?
Until next month intrepid reader
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